Me: *walks up to coworker with brownies I just bought and starts opening them* Do you want a brownie?
Him: No thanks, I’m allergic.
Me: *mouthful of brownie* To peanuts? Well, that sucks. Do you get all swollen and stuff?
Him: Yeah, and then I get asthma and can’t breathe.
Me: Oh shit. *closes container*
Him: Its okay you didn’t have to close it.
Me: Oh it’s cool, I didn’t close it because of you….I mean…no offense.
Him: *lolz* At least you’re honest.
books made me broke
I’ve never seen a thing that needed to be transparent more than this.
Erlend Mork. End Credits.